Let me start from the beginning.
And, since Adam Switters is always perfect, he chimed in:
Then some dude I don't know chimed in smugly:
After reading some Facebook stuff, I brought it up with Phil after the lunch ride that we had too many people registered at Snelling and we needed fewer. When I was done talking, he said “OK, and..”
Me- “So we should do something about it now!”
P- “OK, your off the team.”
Me- “But I’m the face of the team”
P- “No, that would be HD, your too ugly”
Me- “The bad boy of the team?”
P- “Nope that’s Rugg”
Me-“The new guy, the dark-horse?”
P- “That would be Jacob Albrecht”
Me-“The crazy/weird guy who everyone likes?”
Me- “What about that time I sharpened the pencils for the Hotel survey, that’s got to count for something!”
P- “Sorry, we need to have less guys at Snelling.”
Me-“Fine! I’ll go join a team and rival you guys then!”
Then Phil flipped me off, said what he had to say and rode off into the sunset.As he rode away he yelled
"Chuck, check the team page, your picture isn't even on it punk!"
So, I called Roman and asked about being on Mikes. He told me to meet him by “the duck pond” and hung up. I found a duck pond and waited for several hours, but he never showed. While I was waiting I called AJ Kennedy about getting on Vuluminati. He said I hurt his feelings too much to help me out, and like Roman, he hung up on me.
Then I received a text from Nick Schaffner, "there is a reason you can't log onto the team page Chuck."
What to do now?
(adapted from my own blog)